iphammer 9:11 Sun Aug 15
Songs for Saïd Benrahma
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I'm thinking something to the tune of the hokey pokey seeing as he's a skillful player
Anyone thought of a song for him?
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Johnson
9:28 Sun Aug 15
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Sa-id Benrahma
You’re defence is terrified
And so on and so on.
That’s the obvious one for me.
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Alex G
9:48 Sun Aug 15
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Oh Said Benrahama!
You are the love of my life
Oh Said Benrahma!
You shagged COYI's wife
Oh Said Benrahma!
I want bleached blond hair too!
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yngwies Cat
9:51 Sun Aug 15
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He score with his head
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stewey
10:41 Sun Aug 15
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Robert di Nero’s waiting
It ain’t what you do it’s the way that you do it
Oh shit sorry I got my specs on now.
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Mike Oxsaw
11:05 Sun Aug 15
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Benrahma-rahma-rahma
Football charmer
Plays with class and dignity
Benrahma-rahma-rahma
Skill and drama
This is what we like to see
If you're rubbish at Name That Tune: Abba - Money! Money! Money!
Sa-id, Sa-id, give us a goal or two
Runs so mazy, drives fans crazy
Plays in the Claret & Blue
An absolute joy to manage
Can cause a load of damage
A style so sweet, he's hard to beat
And he's first on the team sheet, too.
Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!
Watch our Benrhama play.
Does it most every day,
Twisting in every way.
He gives defenders hell
Midfield he scares as well.
But when he gets it right,
He puts it out of sight
Benny's an Iron, Benny's an Iron,
Benny, Benny, Benny's an Iron,
Plays real neat, with both feet,
Guaranteed to raise you from your seat
Dressed it's true, in claret and blue,
With a number twenty two on
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old Wat-kins
An iron, An iron!"
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Lily Hammer
11:20 Sun Aug 15
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Yes! Said Benrahma!
Said Benrahma can play.
He nutmegs defenders and thrills the East Enders,
Benrahma is the West Ham Way!
(Tune of “Yes, we have no bananas.”)
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⚒️
11:25 Sun Aug 15
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To the tune of Give It Up:
Na na na na na na na na na
Say Eed Benrahma
Benrahmaaaaaaaa
Say Eed Benrahma
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Ridikzappa
11:29 Sun Aug 15
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Why do you care?
All those that took the experimental C19 shot will be dead within 6 months.
Trials do not end until 2023. You were coerced. You are the experiment.
God bless the sheep, for they not not know what they have done.
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Eerie Descent
11:30 Sun Aug 15
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Needs a bit more work, Ridik son.
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gph
12:24 Mon Aug 16
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Well, I'm now convinced Ridikzappa is not a fucking idiot...
Doesn't meet the entry requirements.
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The Stoat
1:17 Mon Aug 16
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Benrahma oh oh
Benrahma Woah oh oh oh
He plays for West Ham
And he ain’t from Japan
Repeat until bored 😂
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BillyJenningsBoots
1:38 Mon Aug 16
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Tra la laa
Tra la la laa
Tra la laa
Tra la la laa
1 Benrahma
2 Benrahma
3 Benrahma
4 Benrahma
4 Benrahmas make a bunch
And so do many more
Tra la laa
Tra la la laa
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Sniper
1:48 Mon Aug 16
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The human league works for every player:
You were working as a winger in the championship
When we found you
We got you on a stupid loan with option to buy
Coz that’s what Sully likes to do
Then six months later on we bought you and loaned lingard
it was back to the bench for you
But this season you finally get to start
Coz he fucked off back to Man U
We
wanted pereira
We couldn’t believe it when he fucked us off for saudis
We
wanted other players
But you can’t buy from Harrods with a budget to shop in Aldi’s
We thought you were a waste of time
But now we’ve changed our minds
We’ll never change them back now and we’re really sorry
He’s Said Benrahma
Our Benrahma oh oh oh oh
Our said benrahma
Our Benrahma oh oh oh oh
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Dandy Lyon
9:34 Tue Aug 17
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Said Benrahma’s Magic
His wife must wear a veil
And when he has a BBQ
The meat must be Halal
But when he plays for West Ham
He’s better than Zidane
He’s the first name on the team sheet
Unless it’s Ramadan
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letsalldotheBarthez
11:24 Tue Aug 17
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To the tune of La cucaracha (you already know it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3wNGGuWUF8
Saïd Benrah- ma!
Saïd Benrah -ma!
La la, la la la la la....
Saïd Benrah-ma!
Saïd Benrah-ma!
La la, la la la la la....
Repeat until bored.
Also - since Antonio is no joint PL top scorer with Paolo, think we should also start singing his name in style of the DiCanio tune too:
Mich-ail Antonio, Mich-ail Antonio, etc....
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Lee Trundle
11:31 Tue Aug 17
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I like both of those, letsalldotheBarthez.
Easy enough for football crowds to pick up on as well.
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Fivetide
12:34 Tue Aug 17
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One for the kidz, hahaha.
Benrahma, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame
A licky boom boom down
'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom boom down
Benrahma, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame
A licky boom boom down
'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom boom down
Etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo
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BRANDED
12:37 Tue Aug 17
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Ohhhhhh Beni Beni
Beni Beni Beni Beni
Ben raaaaaaamaaaaaahhhhhhh
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eusebiovic
12:49 Tue Aug 17
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Benrahma to the tune of Vindaloo by Fat Les will probably be the easiest option
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arsene york-hunt
1:13 Tue Aug 17
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Benny Rama
Benny Rama
Benny Rama
Benny Rama
Benny Rama
Benny Rama
Benny Rama
Benny Rama
To the tune of Harry Krishna
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